July 30, 2002
The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1, Number 8 July 30, 2002
FEATURED TRAVEL ASSIGNMENTS
Area: OR (8)
Shift: Nights
Start Date: 8/1/02
Pay: $32.00/hr
Location: San Francisco, CA
Area: Telemetry (20)
Shift: Nights/Days Rotating
Start Date: 8/1/02
Pay: $25.00/hr
Location: San Diego, CA
Area: ER
Shift: Night
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $33.00/hr
Location: Santa Rosa, CA
Area: ICU/Tele
Shift: Nights
Start Date: 8/1/02
Pay: $30.14/hr
Location: Palm Springs, CA
Area: Medical-Surgical
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $28.00/hr
Location: Wisconsin Rapids, WI
Area: Medical-Surgical
Shift: Nights/Days Rotating
Start Date: 8/1/02
Pay: $22.00/hr
Location: Hopewell, VA
There are thousands of other positions throughout the United States. Contact a recruiter Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
The Checkup
An old couple goes the doctor, just to check their general health. The husband goes in first and the doctor says: "Well, Mr. Jones, you are in a perfect shape considering your age".
And the man says: "Sure I am: I don't drink, I don't smoke and the good Lord takes care of me".
At which point the doctor seems puzzled and says: "What do you mean?"
The old man replies: "For example, last night I had to go to the toilet and God switched on the light for me, so that I wouldn't fall down."
The doctor doesn't understand and asks the man to go out and let his wife in. The woman enters the room and the doctor visits her and says: "You are in a perfect shape, considering your age".
At which the woman replies: "Sure I am: I don't drink, I don't smoke..."
The doctor interrupts her: "... and the good Lord takes care of you, doesn't He?"
"The woman looks puzzled: "What are you talking about?".
The doctor explains: "Your husband told me. He says the good Lord looks after him. Like last night, when he was in the toilet and God switched on the light for him so that he wouldn't fall".
The woman replies: "Good Lord, he peed in the fridge again!"
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July 23, 2002
The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1, Number 7 July 23, 2002
FEATURED TRAVEL ASSIGNMENTS
Area: PCU
Shift: Nights
Start Date: 7/29/02
Pay: $33.00/hr
Location: Modesto, CA
Area: Medical-Surgical
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $27.50/hr
Location: Long Beach, CA
Area: ER
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $27.50/hr
Location: Jackson, WY
Area: ICU
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $25.00/hr
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Area: Medical-Surgical
Shift: Day (2) / Nights (2)
Start Date: 7/30/02
Pay: $22.50/hr
Location: Denver, CO
Area: ICU
Shift: Days / Nights (10)
Pay: $22.00/hr
Location: Phoenix, AZ
There are thousands of other positions throughout the United States. Contact a recruiter Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
The Nurse vs. the Golfer
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient's condition. "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to play golf again unless you follow my orders exactly." The doctor then began listing orders:
"You must give an injection in a different location every twenty minutes followed by a second injection exactly five minutes after the first. He must take two pills at exactly every hour followed by one pill every fifteen minutes for eight hours. He must drink no more and no less than ten ounces of water every twenty-five minutes and must void between.
Soak his arm in warm water for fifteen minutes then place ice for ten minutes and repeat over and over for the rest of the day. Give range of motion every thirty minutes. He requires a back rub and foot rub every hour. Feed him something tasty every hour.
Be cheerful and do whatever he asks at all times. Chart his condition and vital signs every twenty minutes. You must do these things exactly as I ordered or his injury will not heal properly, and he will not able to play golf well."
The nurse left the doctor and entered the patient's room. She was greeted by anxious family and an equally anxious patient. All asked the nurse what the doctor had said about the patient. The nurse started, "The doctor said that you will live." Then quickly reviewing the orders, the nurse added, "But you will have to learn a new sport."
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July 18, 2002
The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1, Number 6 July 18, 2002
FEATURED TRAVEL ASSIGNMENTS
Area: ICU/CCU (4)
Shift: Nights/Days
Pay: $27.50/hr
Location: Bremerton, Washington
Area: Peds with Adult Med-Surge exp
Shift: nights
Pay: $27.50
Location: Santa Ana, CA
Area: ICU
Shift: Nights
Pay: $33
Location: Modesto, CA
Area: ICU (4)
Shift: Nights
Pay: $25.00
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Area: Med-Surge oncology and Tele
Shift: Nights
Pay: $25
Location: Denver, CO
Area: ER (2)
Shift: Days/night
Pay: $21
Location: Irving, TX
There are thousands of other positions throughout the United States. Contact a recruiter Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
St. Peter
Three nurses went to heaven, and were waiting turn to plead their case to St. Peter to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven."
St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard."
St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."
St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"
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July 10, 2002
The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1, Number 5 July 10, 2002
FEATURED TRAVEL ASSIGNMENTS
Area: L&D positions (11)
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $26.00/hr
Location: Washington, D.C.
Area: Orthopedics
Shift: Nights
Start Date: ASAP
Pay: $27.50
Location: Colorado Springs, CO.
Note: $500 referral bonus for this position
Area: ICU
Shift: Nights
Start: ASAP
Pay: $22.00/hr
Location: Atlanta, GA.
Area: ICU (burn)
Shift: Nights
Start: ASAP
Rate: $28.00/hr
Location: Santa Ana, CA.
Area: Med-Surg/Ortho
Shift: Days
Start: ASAP
Rate: $33.00/hr
Location: Santa Rosa, CA.
Area: ICU
Shift: Nights
Start: ASAP
Rate: $31.00/hr
Location: Palm Springs, CA.
There are thousands of other positions throughout the United States. Contact a recruiter Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Three Wishes
A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished stoned jewelry.
"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first.
"I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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