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November 22, 2002

The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1 Number 23 - November 22, 2002

Table of Contents


From the Editor

Featured Travel Assignments

On The Lighter Side

Referral Program

Forward To A Friend

Subscription Information


1. From the Editor

Welcome to your weekly newsletter!

Remember, everyone is welcome to submit news and features for
your newsletter. The deadline for contributions is Monday of each
week, but you can submit them any time during the week. Please
Email all comments and suggestions about this newsletter to
newsletter@ayatravelnursingjobs.com or call us Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.


2. Featured Travel Assignments


Access Nurses now has thousands of positions available throughout


the United States. Here we provide a weekly list of our featured travel


assignments that are in high demand. If you would like to travel with


us to one of these locations or elsewhere, please call us Toll Free at


1-866-687-7390 or visit our website: http://www.ayatravelnursingjobs.com.



Specialty: OR/Surgery


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Day


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $34.00/hr


Location: Bishop, CA



Specialty: Med/Surg


Position: LPN


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $17.00/hr


Location: Sweetwater, TX



Specialty: ICU


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $23.00/hr


Location: Oklahoma City, OK



Specialty: ER


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $26.00/hr


Location: Morrisville, VT



Specialty: Pediatrics


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $24.50/hr


Location: Colorado Springs, CO



Specialty: OB


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: End of December


Rate: $27.00/hr


Location: Aberdeen, WA




3. ON THE LIGHTER SIDE


Why Indeed:

- Why is the third hand on watches called the second hand?

- Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

- Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

- Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

- Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposite?

- Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

- Why is "phonetic" not spelled the way it sounds?

- Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

- If "all the world is a stage", where is the audience sitting?


4. REFERRAL PROGRAM



EARN $5,000!



Each time you refer a new travel nurse to Access Nurses we will pay you $250.00 when they complete their first assignment. If you reach ten referrals you will receive an additional $2,500.00 bonus! That’s a total of $5,000.00 for referring ten friends who complete an assignment with Access Nurses.




5. FORWARD TO A FRIEND



If you know travel nurse friends who would benefit from this newsletter, please forward it to them. We are always looking for great new members!




6. SUBSCRIPTION INFORMATION

If you would like to be removed from our mailing list, click here
or copy and paste this following URL to your browser:

http://ayatravelnursingjobs.com/unsubscribeConfirm.asp?email=emailhere

We hope you enjoyed this week’s Travel Nurse Weekly!



Thank you,


The Access Nurses Team

Copyright © 2002 Access Nurses. Permission to duplicate and redistribute in any form is granted as long as this copyright and this notice remain intact. Call us Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390 or visit our website at http://www.ayatravelnursingjobs.com.

Posted by Robert at 03:02 AM | Comments (0)

November 15, 2002

The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1 Number 22 - November 15, 2002

Table of Contents


From the Editor

Featured Travel Assignments

On The Lighter Side

Referral Program

Forward To A Friend

Subscription Information


1. From the Editor

Welcome to your weekly newsletter!

Remember, everyone is welcome to submit news and features for
your newsletter. The deadline for contributions is Monday of each
week, but you can submit them any time during the week. Please
Email all comments and suggestions about this newsletter to
newsletter@ayatravelnursingjobs.com or call us Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390.


2. Featured Travel Assignments


Access Nurses now has thousands of positions available throughout


the United States. Here we provide a weekly list of our featured travel


assignments that are in high demand. If you would like to travel with


us to one of these locations or elsewhere, please call us Toll Free at


1-866-687-7390 or visit our website: http://www.ayatravelnursingjobs.com.



Specialty: Med-Surg/Telemetry


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $27.50/hr


Location: Yakima, WA



Specialty: Acute Care + Med-Surg


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $22.00/hr


Location: Eads, CO



Specialty: Recovery Room


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $30.00/hr


Location: Palm Springs, CA



Specialty: OR


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $27.50/hr


Location: Great Barrington, MA



Specialty: ICU


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $22.50/hr


Location: Memphis, TN



Specialty: OB


Position: Registered Nurse


Shift: Nights


Start Date: ASAP


Rate: $25.00/hr


Location: Riverton, WY




3. ON THE LIGHTER SIDE


Answering machine at the mental hospital...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on
the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to
the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will
tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key
until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone
number, date of birth, Social Security number and your mother's
maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and
c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the
beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are
too busy to talk to you.


4. REFERRAL PROGRAM



EARN $5,000!



Each time you refer a new travel nurse to Access Nurses we will pay you $250.00 when they complete their first assignment. If you reach ten referrals you will receive an additional $2,500.00 bonus! That’s a total of $5,000.00 for referring ten friends who complete an assignment with Access Nurses.




5. FORWARD TO A FRIEND



If you know travel nurse friends who would benefit from this newsletter, please forward it to them. We are always looking for great new members!




6. SUBSCRIPTION INFORMATION

If you would like to be removed from our mailing list, click here
or copy and paste this following URL to your browser:

http://ayatravelnursingjobs.com/unsubscribeConfirm.asp?email=emailhere

We hope you enjoyed this week’s Travel Nurse Weekly!



Thank you,


The Access Nurses Team

Copyright © 2002 Access Nurses. Permission to duplicate and redistribute in any form is granted as long as this copyright and this notice remain intact. Call us Toll Free at 1-866-687-7390 or visit our website at http://www.ayatravelnursingjobs.com.

Posted by Robert at 03:01 AM | Comments (0)