July 30, 2002

The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1, Number 8 July 30, 2002

FEATURED TRAVEL ASSIGNMENTS

Area: OR (8)

Shift: Nights

Start Date: 8/1/02

Pay: $32.00/hr

Location: San Francisco, CA

Area: Telemetry (20)

Shift: Nights/Days Rotating

Start Date: 8/1/02

Pay: $25.00/hr

Location: San Diego, CA

Area: ER

Shift: Night

Start Date: ASAP

Pay: $33.00/hr

Location: Santa Rosa, CA

Area: ICU/Tele

Shift: Nights

Start Date: 8/1/02

Pay: $30.14/hr

Location: Palm Springs, CA

Area: Medical-Surgical

Shift: Nights

Start Date: ASAP

Pay: $28.00/hr

Location: Wisconsin Rapids, WI

Area: Medical-Surgical

Shift: Nights/Days Rotating

Start Date: 8/1/02

Pay: $22.00/hr

Location: Hopewell, VA

There are thousands of other positions throughout the United States.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Checkup

An old couple goes the doctor, just to check their general health. The husband goes in first and the doctor says: "Well, Mr. Jones, you are in a perfect shape considering your age".

And the man says: "Sure I am: I don't drink, I don't smoke and the good Lord takes care of me".

At which point the doctor seems puzzled and says: "What do you mean?"

The old man replies: "For example, last night I had to go to the toilet and God switched on the light for me, so that I wouldn't fall down."

The doctor doesn't understand and asks the man to go out and let his wife in. The woman enters the room and the doctor visits her and says: "You are in a perfect shape, considering your age".

At which the woman replies: "Sure I am: I don't drink, I don't smoke..."

The doctor interrupts her: "... and the good Lord takes care of you, doesn't He?"

"The woman looks puzzled: "What are you talking about?".

The doctor explains: "Your husband told me. He says the good Lord looks after him. Like last night, when he was in the toilet and God switched on the light for him so that he wouldn't fall".

The woman replies: "Good Lord, he peed in the fridge again!"

REFERRAL PROGRAM

EARN $5,000.00!

Each time you refer a new travel nurse to Access Nurses and earn $250.00 when they complete their first assignment. When you reach 10 referrals you will receive an additional $2,500.00 bonus! That’s a total of $5,000.00 for referring 10 friends who complete an assignment with Access Nurses.

Thank you!
The Access Nurses Team