August 27, 2004

The Travel Nurse Weekly Volume 1 Number 12 - August 27, 2002

Table of Contents

From the Editor

Featured Travel Assignments

On The Lighter Side

Referral Program

1. From the Editor

Welcome to your weekly newsletter.

Remember, everyone is welcome to submit news and features for
your newsletter. The deadline for contributions is Monday of each
week, but you can submit them any time during the week.

2. Featured Travel Assignments

Access Nurses now has thousands of positions available throughout

the United States. Here we provide a weekly list of our featured travel

assignmnts that are in high demand.

Specialty: ICU

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: 7PM - 7AM

Start Date: ASAP

Rate: $22.50/hr

Location: Richmond, VA

Specialty: Med-Surg with Orthopedic Recovery

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: 12 and 8 hour nights

Start Date: ASAP

Rate: $33.00/hr

Location: Santa Rosa, CA

Specialty: PACU

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: Days

Start Date: ASAP

Rate: $27.50/hr

Location: Santa Maria, CA

Specialty: Med-Surg Hematology/Oncology - Prefer Peds Experience

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: 3PM - 11PM

Start Date: ASAP

Rate: $29.00/hr

Location: Oakland, CA

Specialty: Med-Surg

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: 7PM - 7AM

Start Date: ASAP

Rate: $28.00/hr

Location: Lewes, DE

Specialty: Long-term Care

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: 3PM - 11PM or 7AM - 3PM

Start Date: ASAP

Rate: $25.00/hr

Location: Renovo, PA

Specialty: Telemetry

Position: Registered Nurse

Shift: 7PM - 7AM

Start Date: 9/3/02

Rate: $21.00/hr

Location: Mesa, AZ

3. ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

Murphy’s Law As Seen By Nurses - Part 3

- You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the
supply room.

- Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well.

- Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the
boss is watching.

- As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the
ER registration desk along with three ambulances with cardiac
arrests.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

- If a patient needs four pills, the packet will contain three.

- Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a
minute ago always disappear when you need help...

- Expect to get your pay raise the same day the hospital raises the
parking rates.

- The better job you do, the more work you can expect to be handed...

- The amount of clean linen available is inversely proportional to
your immediate needs.

- The more confused and impulsive a patient is, the less chance there
is for a family member or friend to sit with the patient.

- Rest assured that when you are in a hurry, the nurse's notes have
not been written.

4. REFERRAL PROGRAM

EARN $5,000!

Each time you refer a new travel nurse to Access Nurses we will pay you $250.00 when they complete their first assignment. If you reach ten referrals you will receive an additional $2,500.00 bonus! That’s a total of $5,000.00 for referring ten friends who complete an assignment with Access Nurses.

We hope you enjoyed this week’s Travel Nurse Weekly!

Thank you,

The Access Nurses Team